...not out loud, or you'll scare the kids and the neighbors will talk.
Bark is the name of of a free scarf pattern that has just been added to Ravelry under Nonsuch Knits.
The yarn I used is a lovely 60/40 alpaca/wool blend that is spun by DeSoto Bend Alpacas by a friend and her husband. I managed to grab 2 skeins (200 yards each) at a recent guild meeting. I opted for a very simple 2x2 pattern that produces great texture along with subtle vertical lines.